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If you’re going to BlizzCon, you don’t have to wait for Echoes of Doom to come out to get a head start on racking up achievements, at least according to the playful commentary going on in the forums right now. Here’s a taste of some of the humorous achievements they’ve suggested you can earn at BlizzCon.

• I Have No Use for that - Try to sell a piece of junk to any vendor at BlizzCon
• Ruler of BlizzCon - Survived both days of BlizzCon without sleeping, eating, and showering (Blue poster Bashiok begs you not to attempt that one)
• Savior of the Public - Brought sufficient soap for yourself and at least 1 other person (takes achievement away from Ruler of BlizzCon)
  
• I put on pants for that! - anguish about the fact that you’re missing a raid with your guild
• Defender of the Throne - Order a greasy, overpriced hamburger from the convention center floor and spend at least 2 hours on the john
• Everyone’s Best Friend - Buy a round of drinks for the Blues
• The Not-So Magic Kingdom - Go to Disneyland in Warcraft apparel
• I Want My Mommy - Utter the phrase “Don’t tase me Bro!” as protection comes for you
  
• THEY GOT THE KEYS MAN - Intoxicate a Blizzard CM
• Munchhausen - Complain about your class to Kalgan
• Nerf that! -Yell and nerdrage at a dev during the class panel
• Oops! I Did it Again! - Come to the convention dressed as a character not pertaining to WoW
  
• Slayer of the Dragon - Hand out mints to five society with the “dragon” breath

Okay, now it’s YOUR turn! Surely we can come up with even funnier ideas for BlizzCon achievements!

[Thanks, Andrew Anderson!]

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Original post by Natalie Mootz